[ASLML] Coomon Sense

[Bruce Bakken]

ROTFLMAO!

Outstanding!

I don't care HOW we play it... I want to play you!

Bruce Bakken

(Dude, I just wish you could spell "common"... <g>)


>From: "Mountain View Cottage" <mountainview at westelcom.com>
>To: <aslml at asl-forums.net>
>Subject: [ASLML] Coomon Sense
>Date: Fri, 28 Nov 2003 15:50:09 -0500
>
>Squad Leader Clinic
>
>Day 23; Advanced FG DRM Mechanics
>
>Fall down! Errrr..fall in! Yeah, that's it.
>
>You dummies (467 Squad) in 4E5, you're CX,
>what's your attack DRM at 4D2?
>
>(Ah, 4FP @+1 sir, we're CX.)
>
>Right.
>
>You morons (467 Squad) in 4F4 that got yourseves
>Encircled - what's your attack DRM at 4D2?
>
>(4FP @+1 sir, for Encircled.)
>
>Right you are.
>
>Now, if both of ya fire at 4D2 as an FG, what's your
>attack DRM?
>
>(8FP @ +1 sir, we're both +1.)
>
>WRONG! You nimwits!
>
>Because you fire together you get to "share" each other's
>DRM - you 4F4 guys hafta act a little tired, and you
>4E5 guys need act like like all hell's breaking lose.
>Show some "love" for each other and "share".
>It doesn't matter that the 20 of you are suffering
>only +1s, if ya do it as an FG, it's +2.
>
>Whispered:
>(Gee, that's dumb, we're both only +1, why do I hafta
>be +2 if I fire *with* you, and we're both otherwise
>only +1? I'm only CX.) [Yeah, and we're only Encircled.]
>
>4F4! Shut your trap, toss aside that Encircled Counter and
>grab a CX Counter. Now, if you fire together, what's your
>DRM?
>
>(+2 sir!)
>
>You $^%$#& idiots! WRONG! A7.52 says your only +1.
>
>But sir, we still both have +1...
>
>SHUT UP! That's what A7.52 says, and it's now official,
>because General Perry said so, and he's the one in the
>command humvee with all the cee-gars and scotch.
>
>4F4, put your Encircled Counter back on and toss the
>CX. 4E5, get rid of your CX, and don an Encircled Counter.
>
>OK, if you don't get this one right, I'm gonna make you drop
>and give me fifty, *now*, what's your FG DRM!
>
>(+1 sir?)
>
>Sweet mother of Patton, DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!
>MAKR+E IT 100!!! You're back to +2; A7.52 says nothing
>about Encircled, A.5 is NA. All we have to go with is A.17.
>Criminy, didn't you guys READ this stuff?
>
>(Geeze sir, but we suffered the *same* DRM, just like CX!)
>
>IT DOESN'T MATTER, you pig skins! We gotta PLAY BY
>THE RULES!
>
>Now, let's move on to more complicated matters, add another unit
>in 4D5, maybe they'll have some brains, and address the other things
>A7.52 deals with as well as A.5, when only only 2/3 of ya are Encircled,
>and so on.
>
>Target is still 4D2; +2 Smoke in D4; Orchard in E3. D5 is CX,
>E5 is Encircled, and F4 is on-Wire.
>
>What's the....
>
>(Gee sir, wouldn't it make more *sense* if we just took the
>worst total DRM suffered by any one of us, and made
>the whole FG use that DRM?)
>
>Well....ah...errrr...um....
>
>
>
>

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